So ... I may steal your Soul, I presume?

A. No, no way … but my wife would love to have a photoshoot with you ...

B. I have multiple personality disorder – If you steal only one, can’t we all pose for you?

C. Damn, you’re just too late. I sold it to Terry Bozzio last week… but do you accept MasterCard instead?

D. Hey, I’m an artist … I have plenty of soul and totally no money, what do you expect? Sounds like a fair deal…